1040B One-Liners

Saddix: "You can change the things you do, and then let the things you do change you."

Saddix (after an extended living room session): "This is what we've been doing. Been psycho-analyzing people for the last six years."

Rop-a-Dopix: "Be careful of humor. It can lead to one becoming socially and economically unprogressive. There are other reasons as well, but overusing humor is one of them."

Saddix (on him and Dopix leaving 1040B on July 4th): "July 4th is our Independence Day."

Badix: "I don't think we ever laugh at the same things." Rop-a-Dopix: "Yes. But we at least laugh about that."

Rop-a-Dopix: "I don't want to run an unnecessary thread (in my head)." 

Saddix: "There are only three things we men need: sex, drugs and God." But we often have to be content with just one or two.

Badix: "Why are you wearing such a weird-colored shirt?" Saddix: "This is the closest I have to saffron!"

Saddix: "I don't trust anything that hasn't been tested and tried for at least 5000 years." 

Saddix: "That's all you gotta be doing here -- living like a hermit.

Saddix (excitedly, as Badix tries to kill a roach): "Fast! Give it a quick death. It's a good thing you are doing to the roach; speeding up its process of attaining Moksha."

Badix: "I'd be true to the woman I love." Saddix: "What's wrong with you? Look at the statistics. What makes you think you're special?"

Badix: "Why are you reading the bible?" Saddix: "Hinduism couldn't give me what I wanted. I'm gonna try out christianity."

Saddix: "I go once in a while to check out what's happening in ISKON."

Badix: "Your life is an example for anyone how not to lead a life." Saddix: "Yes! But any other way one would lead it, it's an incomplete life."

Saddix and Rop-a-Dopix, scratching their ..umm.., "This is why we been here for so long."

Final Word

Rop-a-Dopix: "You can never trust a bullshitter." "Wait! no..I disagree."