Pearls of Wisdom from Baddix

- Dude, why are some people in this country so white and some people so black?

- I put the slices with the cheese in the middle into the toaster because I wanted a grilled sandwich

- (Looking at a raw avacado and trying to figure out what to do with it) Why do I do these kind of things, buying useless stuff?

- Why is the weather sometimes so cold and sometimes so hot?

- I like them slightly chubby, dark-skinned, have nose piercing, smoking

- On "Trust"
Baddix: You should trust people who are competent have a good character...
Dopix: You are a slacker, and cannot maintain a good GPA, so you are obviously not competent. Moreover, given your shady past involving smoking, drinking and other stuff, your character is obviously highly questionable. Therefore, by your own logic, you are not to be trusted.
Baddix: (smiles sheepishly)